Danielle Balk (sister of model Michelle Balk, who is again the ex of Afrojack), had earned a bonus. She had worked hard for it by dragging another team captain into the mud when tug of war. Well, ‘hard’-her lightly built opponent Nycole Dias (former participant Temptation Island) said in front of the camera: “If she gives one hunger, I will already fly to the other side.” Balk gave one appetite, and so happened. With an elongated ‘do-doei’, Dias disappeared into the bushes of the Colombian jungle.

But did Balk know what Zeno had said about the extra a few minutes earlier? She thought. “Something of … what was it – a troll?” Zeno patiently shook his head. “I said,” Do you pull the last end, or do you unintentionally get the horse from Troy? “” Okaaay, “Balk did. From afar she saw someone approaching. Her extra was wearing a large pink bow on her brown curls and listened to the name Michella Kox. Although she preferred herself: “The Johan Derksen of the jungle.” “Tell me,” said Kox, “How are the team?” She gently jumped up and down with excitement. “Is there already drama?”

Real girls in the jungle (RTL) is such a program that I let me pass by for years, and after watching the second episode of the new season on Monday, I suddenly understand exactly why. It is not because I have to look up the name of each participant to know what kind of reality star I have for myself (small effort). It is also not due to a dedain for women with fillers (you do you,, ” girl), or by the design of the program: making money with assignments in the wilderness, all fine. What it does come through is a great fear of ‘real girls’ with a love of murder of drama bordering on murder – a fear that once must have crept in with me in high school and apparently never completely left.

In Real girls in the jungle Is that hunger for drama to read in the eyes of almost every participant. Only a few cans seem to be needed to determine who will be the victim of it. Dias receives envy looks because she is too much a doll; Balk is excluded because it makes up too much. And if there seems to be a moment of peace in the tent, the Johan Derksen of the jungle will appear on the battlefield. To her regret, Kox had already missed a big fight, which had taken place after a failed canomization. The Balk team turned against her because she had not pedaled well, while members of Dias’ team watched scornfully. Well, hey, they said to each other; That beam was bullied. Did they have to intervene? No. They had their own motto for these situations. That went like this: “Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys. “

Near-death experiences

I looked at the deputy stress, I looked at Big Little Journeys (Eo). Unfortunately, that choice came from a mistake that I make more often, namely that nature documentaries are soothing. They are not. Nature documentaries in which animals are performed as the main character are usually an action film, a drama and a thriller. In this case the viewer followed a chameleon in Madagascar and a turbulent in the Scottish Highlands. Both experienced an average of five near-death experiences a day.

I would rather not talk about the fate of the Kameleon, but the turbulent was better. She passed through the taste of those of the real girls in the jungle: she almost drowned in cold water, hid for a thirty thirty times her size and in the meantime also ran a mineral deficiency. Eventually she found a man who could tolerate her approval. She took him home to immediately start the next adventure: motherhood. Her children must struggle just as hard. I don’t have to see that. Not My Highlands, Not My Woelrat.




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