Rob Goossens and Patty Brard had a major confrontation with each other in Ranking the Stars, the weekly bullshit show of the Peter van der Vorst channel RTL 4. “You’re dirty!”
“Start Loving, Stop Hating, Be Sweet,” says RTL 4 boss Peter van der Vorst. Unless high viewing figures can be achieved… The celebrities are going wild Ranking the Starsthe family channel’s bullshit program. Rob Goossens and Patty Brard in particular came to blows last night. “You’re dirty yourself!”
Chemical waste
In this episode, the celebrities have to rank each other based on who is the cleanest and who is the dirtiest. Rob is allowed to come forward and turns out to have put Patty at the very bottom: “It seems that the rubbish that she has to remove from her face in the evening, that she takes it to the chemical waste without protective gloves.”
Rob stumbles over his words while delivering the joke, to which Patty sneers: “I understand you can’t say it all at once. It’s such bullshit!”
Dirty
Comedian Soundos El Ahmadi is clearly disgusted with Rob and imitates his stammering. “Tjabatjabatjabatja.”
Patty immediately tackles Rob. “It’s funny that I also put you at ten. I added: ‘Although he always tries to look good, there is always something dirty about him.’”
Host Paul de Leeuw: “And you hadn’t seen that cold sore (Rob’s, ed.) yet, I assume?”
Patty: “Well, I’ve already seen him behind the scenes and I saw some nasty things again.”
Richard Groenendijk: “Ohhh, terrible.”
ChatGPT
While Patty finds Rob very grubby, Richard has put him very high, at two. So clean. “Yeah, well, he only has sex with ChatGPT, so yeah…” he jokes, pointing to the Boulevard star’s much-discussed ChatGPT mistress.
A little later, Rob ends up at Soundos, which he places in the middle bracket: “So I heard that Soundos fears taint.”
Soundos false: “Shall we laugh for a moment because it is sad now? He’s so not funny! It’s really sad!”
Rob uncomfortably: “I’m going back! I’ll never come here again! I’m ashamed!”
‘Don’t do this again’
Rob’s jokes go down very badly with his celebrity colleagues. “I’m not doing this anymore! I’m completely done with this! I always do my best to come up with something fun that people will have to think through a bit! Not Gordon’s vulgarity!”
Patty: “It’s just not funny! Just go to two!”
Rob about Richard a little later: “Only his jokes occasionally get covered in a very thick layer of dust.”
The comedian then: “Well, I’ll wave to you from a sold-out Carré!”