Are you also curious about how Seoul, Aleppo, Kyiv, Tel Aviv and Moscow responded to the fact that the Sunneklaas celebration on Ameland took place without incident? However, according to PowNed boss Dominique Weesie, the atmosphere was indeed grim. Or should he say that because that idea about that cross-border Sinterklaas party came from his own splinter broadcaster?
No idea whether Dominique herself walked around the pleasant Wadden Island on Thursday. I hope not for him because it was dog weather. In any case, much too cold and wet for a director. I’m afraid he was at home on Thursday evening throwing together a good Sinterklaas party and was being updated on his cell phone by a bunch of giddy interns. Boys and girls with ambition. After this baptism of fire in our boiling Dutch journalist jungle, they will undoubtedly have a brilliant career. In thirty years’ time, they will tell during a master class at a reporting school under which Siberian weather conditions they had to do their work in 2024. Those were the days.
Perhaps the name of political prisoner and guerrilla Jan Roos will be mentioned again. And that of Raisa Blommestijn, the Joan of Arc of the ultra-right low countries. Who knows, maybe Prime Minister Wilders will pardon these two freedom fighters. Dickie can perform it. The NSC has now been disbanded and has left The Hague with an ambulance and a criminal truck. The ambulance for their chronically stressed leader Pietje Precies and the criminal’s car for the accountant suspected of cheating.
Speaking of crooks: have you read Sywert’s apps? “Now really complete!! No more money worries,” his mobile phone shouted to his girlfriend in April 2022. He had now taken her to court. Just like the other men. They also had their girl with them. Maybe the six of them went out for a bite to eat afterwards. Just for fun. And for the strong stories from the old days. That they also laughed a lot during that time. Who knows, maybe they visited a disco with their club. Dance again without an ankle bracelet. Because that’s probably what it’s going to be. Our prisons are overflowing.
But perhaps our Prime Minister will also grant them a pardon when the time comes. After all, Sywert is a former colleague who contributed hard to the final demise of the CDA. That gave space on the right. And what goes for what.
Funny graces. Biden and his son. Trump and his stormers of the Capitol. And I now understand that Albert Verlinde has held his hand over his censoring niece. She serves as editor-in-chief of RTL Boulevard sat cutting into a piece about the untouchable Dutch television virgin Linda de Mol. About her and her Dirty Jeroentje, who nowadays only seems to send his dick pics to Linda herself. Every disadvantage has its advantage.
Now I keep thinking about Arjen Lubach. He will work at RTL next year. Does he get that good director Peter van der Vorst on the phone every day and is he then ordered to delete that joke about Unilever? That costs advertisers. And the PVV members are not happy with Arjen’s humor either. These are also RTL viewers. Just like the angry farmers, who don’t want to hear from Arjen why he doesn’t eat meat. He used to think that was criminal. I hope Peter still likes that next year.
And that he can also make a joke about Albert Verlinde’s niece. The fact that that niece is high up in the raunchy gossip tree is so wonderfully incestuous. Is it wise to help your family find a job?
I think Putin now thinks differently about that. He placed a daughter of his cousin in a high position and this second cousin immediately indirectly leaked how many dead Russians have fallen lately. Will she be fired? No, she falls out of a hotel window in a very chic way. Three-storey at the back. In short: our country is not too bad.