André Hazes Jr. is completely floating after his ‘sold out’ concert in Ahoy, but Yvonne Coldeweijer slams him back onto the ground with her full juice cup. “All those slaves around him!”
Without VakantieVeilingen there would have been a lot of echoing in Ahoy last Saturday. So few tickets were sold that André Hazes Jr. had to put his concert on sale via an auction site. Very painful of course, but since that auction concert he has been completely floating. André poses like a superstar in a series of photos on Instagram.
André’s slaves
Fortunately, Yvonne Coldeweijer is there to put him down to earth. “Elvis performed last weekend!”, she writes cynically juicechannel. “Although he had initially announced that he would not sing his father’s ‘old nonsense’ music, he ended up spending almost his entire evening with it. 😂”
Hilarious, Yvonne thinks. “And that’s a good thing, of course. I hear him shouting again that he wants to fill Ahoy again next year, as if he has already forgotten how the hall became ‘full’. That’s because of those slaves around him who tell him what he wants to hear.”
Smaller rooms
André belongs in the smaller rooms, according to Yvonne. “Just put both feet on the ground again and quietly set up a small club tour. 👍 Slowly build on music you like and don’t try ‘big’ things in the near future.”
She continues: “You’re not Elvis, you’re not a rock star. You happen to be the son of André Hazes with a turbulent love life. And you can do some pretty fun things with that. Embrace your place.”
“That girl!”
Yvonne also has to laugh at how Monique looks in all those Ahoy backstage photos. “We have been making this journey together for almost 10 years,” she writes.
The juice queen screams: “10 years? 😂 The girl just keeps counting. If you are dumped six times and even after an engagement and a miscarriage, your journey is not together but all alone. Towards the landfill.”
André feels like God: