Just take a look
Margriet (46): “We were in a house with four friends sets and we were the first to be there. Maybe brutal, but we picked the room with a view of the lake. I decided to look under the fitted sheet for a moment and to my big waxing I saw a big piss and blood spot in the mattress! No way that I would go to the service and then we didn’t want to go to the service baalie to be in a service to be in a service to be in a service to be in a service of the service. I didn’t get a eye on that night: it turned out to be a nest of mice under the thatched roof.
All-in-one-cloth
Mara (42): “My holiday tip: Always take cleaning wipes and first clean the toilet, sink, remote control, light buttons and glasses before you use them. I accidentally saw a chambermaid at work: with the cloth with which she lags the toilet, then she first made the remote control.”
Greek drama
Anouschka (51): “Arriving in our Greek hotel it turned out that you were not allowed to throw a toilet paper in the toilet. I did, because I am slightly troubled by fright. The idea of throwing that stained paper in a trash can, where it will continue all day long: pure horror. So I rinsed the spins through. I had to go to the desk to report a blockage with the pub.
Mockery
Lieke (31): “My husband was completely gilded with his booking: a splendid villa for a bargain price. Unfortunately without a swimming pool, but … the sea was close by. So we there with our family. The villa was indeed just as beautiful as on the pictures. What we just wanted to know is that the beach was close to the open sewer. He filled the inflatable boat with cold tap water and splashed in for the rest of the holidays. ”
Silent Buurman
Jennie (61): “I had a thirteen -hour flight ahead, but luckily I am a good sleeper and would go out the lights after two hours. My neighbor on the aisle, a nice fifty -tonger, wished me a good night and put on his eye mask. Before I was sagging. So I woke up my oordops. I did not touch my neighbor. In short: I slept next to a corpse for hours.
Annoyances in pets: ‘We just arrived at Sicily, when the babysitter called in a panic’
All bugs
Dounia (41): “The sons of my sister -in -law were allowed to come with our children on vacation to the Dordogne. On the first morning in our holiday home we heard the youngest screaming:” Aunt, aunt, come and have a look! What are those things? ” Those ‘things’ turned out to be white, okay, so I try to explain to the pharmacy:’Quelque chose bouge dans son poupe… ‘Well, he did understood in the end. I come home, the other says, “Aunt, I have such an itch …” And he pointed to his head. I look at that curl head … I see such a louse. “Did you tell Mama you have itchy?” I squeaked. He had that. “But Mama said it would be about in the pool.” I just exploded. I back to the pharmacy for lice stuff. That whole holiday week I have been breeding on how I would put my sister -in -law. To say nothing about it in the end. Far too pathetic for my nephews. ”
Listening
Els (59): “The fact that you hear someone with a huge stomach on the toilet next to you is far to see. But that you see that the same woman does not wash her hands and less than two minutes afterwards serves a sign with your fish salad and wishes your ‘tasty food’ … te Gor. I have been eating with long teeth.”
Nice soup
Alet (49): “They just don’t have to tell you some things. For example, we were lunching in South America with a soup. There were pieces of meat in, some vegetables and otherwise it was a wonderful savory broth. Then we could take it again. We were just in a small, filled bus, when our traveling mate said that:” We did not look at him. He started to laugh: “You ate Cardo de Cardan.” We shrugged “Yes, and?” He laughed even harder. He no longer laughed when he had to scrape the Caldo the cardan of his lap … “
Cockroach
Stephanie (34): “Blue sea, green jungle, snow -white beach … It was really the paradise! In the resort where we stayed during our honeymoon, it turned out that the kitchen only had a cockroach plague. It was closed by order of the inspection service. We could go to the only tent in the neighborhood, but they could only make lunch with beans. Even though the kitchen was shot -free after two days – well, they said – I had to think about it with every bite. ”
Ventor
Marijn (51): “My husband and I once drove from New York to Austin in a car of which the entire interior was covered with a sticky brown layer with dog hair. The air in that car was really disgusting, as if a bouvier had died in it. We bought air fresheners and then we were very smoke, and then the ride) and then the ride) and then the ride) and then the ride) and then the windows. Through some company you were able to return to the dealer if the dealer was on the other side of the country. Immediately stopped a car driver: we had to make us away from this dangerous neighborhood.
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