While I still have to laugh loudly at our queen’s witty sex dolls who perfectly after the Senile Trump, I read that the farm -fresh bride of the billionaire Bezos came home with only 26 wedding dresses. While she had 27 with her in Venice. Some people are always unlucky. The lady, who is suspected of the theft, was the only stiff in the heavily secure church when the intensely happy couple gave each other the ruthless yes. A Roman priest has blessed the set on behalf of God and perhaps also put the incense in the incense. Cross -border? I think. In his time, Jesus basically brought them the temple out of it.
Delicious news such a partycrasher in that undoubtedly richly decorated church. Perhaps she was on the run of an asylum seeker. A lonely refugee who sought safely in a house of God. Because you have nothing to fear there from hunting the right.
Nice fairy tale: a lucky seeker hated by almost the world who ends up at the wedding party of one of the richest inhabitants of our planet. She could not have imagined that when she fled a horrible war in her rubber boat.
One downside: Jeff’s party was sponsored. The exuberant weekend was made possible by Buienradar. And a chic wedding dressjojo. Yet a poor SBS program. Shame.
The moment the soul -like Mrs. Bezos was looking for her dress, our country sighed under the National Heat Plan and our future Prime Minister Yesilgöz was a bit overheated. I think our Dilan and her husband and her four -legged friend had been lying a little too long on some glowing hot beach bed when she heard that Douwe Bob had refused to perform on some Jewish Schnabbeltje on the Amsterdam Zuidas. There were politically charged leaflets that did not like him. According to Douwe, clear agreements were made about political and religious expressions. Keppeltjes is, not brochures. But the organization of the children’s party denies that. Just as the singer, according to them, is not pushed afterwards. Bob says that it happened. The name ‘Douwe Bob’ is funny in this case. Just as it is witty that the dog of Yesilgöz is called Moos. But this aside.
According to the organization, Bob just disappeared to his family afterwards. Bob says this is a motorcycle. From a technical point of view, I do understand that. A man with his appearance is not on some electric moped.
But back to that oil -stupid tweet from that incompetent Dilan Yesilgöz, in which she completely confused a number of things. Or not completely understood. That is also possible in her case. She is also that tragic crowded of that Nareis-on-Nareis-on-Nareis pronunciation that did not turn out to be right afterwards, but what a cabinet stumbled on?
Now she had tweeted a little too quickly. From now on first think sweetheart. Even though that is a job. She has since tried to explain in a video that Douwe is not a Jewish hater. On everything you saw that a few old liberals have explained to her that she has to put the right to the not too smart singer, who is always called ‘the tormenting inklap’ by a friend of mine. By the way, it seemed as if Dilan explained it to her dog, the party shepherd who also appeared on stage at the last VVD congress. Everything is gradually its level Sesame Street and Juvenile.
Whether I am afraid of the new, still dead asylum laws? I get a bit more careful with the distribution of my loose almoes to homeless newspaper vendors. I first want to know if they have a residence permit. Otherwise I will take them to church. We are both safe there.
I fear that the current political abbreviation regime will make me in the church more and more often. And one day the pastor asks me if I believe again, I will whisper: “No, I am waiting for Yolanthe or Sylvie who might get married here with a senile billionaire!”