Noel Gallagher stated in an interview in Podcast Matt Morgan ironically announced that he wanted to found a political movement called The After Party. The former Oasis songwriter added that his party’s slogan would be “It’ll get worse before it gets better.” He would also be running against Russian President Vladimir Putin. “I would say, ‘I told you it would get worse,’ but then it would get better.”
Noel Gallagher would face Putin
“I could take on the Russians,” Noel Gallagher added. “I would just sit Putin down and say, ‘Listen, little man. What is the problem? How about I teach you to play guitar? Will you then leave the Ukrainians alone?’ Then I’d act all gangster-like and say, ‘Mate, look at you. I do not care. The rockets wouldn’t even come out of the bunker. I will destroy you. One call and you’re done – literally done.’”
Gallagher also said he would be an excellent Prime Minister as he would “make biannual health checks mandatory”. He also joked maliciously that he would have those who did not improve after the examinations shot.
Not much interest in news
Despite being confident he could effectively rule the UK and threaten despots, Noel Gallagher admitted he wasn’t too interested in the details of current events. “I don’t want to know – the only news I hear is on the radio,” he explained. “I hear the news bulletins and that’s all you need: ‘Britain and America bombed the Houthis’ and ‘The Cabinet voted against the Rwanda bill.’ That’s all you need to know, you don’t need to delve into it. I think ignorance is bliss.”