Jurassic World Rebirth is the most stupid like B-class horror film or a cheap Finnish farce, writes Juho Rissanen from Iltalehti.
Dinosaurs are looking for something to eat and people try to escape in the useless and empty sequel to the Jurassic World movie series. Landmark Media / AOP
Jurassic World Rebirth
USA, 2025
Directed by: Gareth Edwards
IL estimate: ⭐
1993 Jurassic Park He once made film history with its unprecedented special effects. But there was a lot more great about it. Exciting and interdimensional plot, philosophical reflection, magnificently guided action scenes and interesting and sympathetic characters.
Supervisor Steven Spielberg A timeless classic was born in the hands, all of which the fine side shines with their absence in a new Jurassic World Rebirth in the movie.
Three Jurassic Park films and three Jurassic World films included good and worse films, but now we have already progressed to the seventh seventh, which is also the worst thing in the series.
Spielberg is still calling in the background as a producer, though it is hard to believe that he would have had a lot to do with this movie in practice. Or maybe he’s already tired of dinosaurs and wants the entire movie series to end.
Jurassic World Rebirth The first minutes in New York seem promising, but the further the film progresses, the more confusion and disbelief grow. Can a movie really be so bad? Yes it can.
In the cliché story of the film, a representative of the pharmaceutical company goes to the island forbidden with a few mercenaries and dinosaur professors to seek blood samples from dinosaurs to develop a revolutionary medicine. So again, we are on an island with dinosaurs. First they are searched and then run away. All of this has already been seen in six previous films many times, much better done.
Jurassic World Rebirth It takes five years after the previous film in the series. The story is tied into previous films very thinly, and actually, in the movie, dinosaurs don’t even have any sensible role. They could quite well be space creatures, some imagination monsters, or really any beast, and the movie itself would change anywhere. Now, only the monsters have been selected as the Dinosaurs to get the words Jurassic World in the name of the movie.
Dinosaurs have exactly one task in the movie, to be scared and sometimes eating people. After that, we move on to the next scene and the next dinosaur species. Sometimes, of course, the vegetarian dinosaurs are admired. Everything happens just like in the previous parts of the series, one single original turn or an interesting character has not been lost.
All the characters in the movie are single -dimensional and every event in the film is predictable from the very beginning. Even mercenaries present Scarlett Johansson and a double Oscar winner Makeshala Ali fail to save the movie. It would be impossible when their dialogue is completely unbelievable.
The previous parts of the film series have had their own weaknesses, but this time we go as badly under the bar as possible.
Jurassic World Rebirth It is like a perfect example of how a movie should never be written.
In adventure films, the viewer may, of course, assume that realism must sometimes give way to action scenes, but Jurassic World Rebirth The plot, characters and dialogue are so ridiculously bad that sometimes it feels like this is done at the expense of the entire movie series.
Here are just a few examples of the film’s endless list of fools: A representative of a huge rich drug company puts his life and project in the hands of a few unknown mercenaries. Mercenaries are completely unbelievable in their roles, as are all the other characters in the movie. Even a deadly family with children has been stuck with dinosaurs. The protagonists have been invented by thin background stories that are acknowledged in a few sentences and which in no way are reflected in their activities in the film and to which no longer return later.
The film is full of miraculous internal contradictions and illogicality. The main characters go on a life -threatening adventure quite carefree and poorly equipped.
One of the characters offenses his feet badly, but it does not slowly slow down his traveling in difficult terrain or swimming or escape from dinosaurs. Nothing more about this except that at some point he states that yes, that foot is still sore.
The characters shimmer in the jungle without worrying. Dinosaurs do not scare them and the death of colleagues is not mourned. Individuals will not develop in any direction if the character development is not counted as one of them in the beginning and at the end says he is no longer greedy. Actors say their dialogue as if they were sitting at the table at the table talking to each other.
The film is also a good teaching that if the skills are not enough, even big money’s action sizes may not be exciting or visually fine.
Jurassic World Rebirth It is at its worst as a B-class horror movie, including non-existent plot and dinosaur boosts. The film, on the other hand, begins to resemble a Finnish rural farce as its characters are waving their hands around.
Everything in the movie is calculated, poorly played and guided. Special effects have been done carefully, but with a few exceptions, the new dinosaurs look mostly embarrassing.
Efforts have been made to draw ideas and replies from the previous parts of the film series, but they will not be saved by this mess.
Jurassic World Rebirth It’s a good idea to look mainly for one reason. It is an excellent example of a spare crime in Hollywood. I rarely come up with such a big money that made such a foolish movie.
Jurassic World Rebirth premiered on Wednesday, July 2, 2025.