It is now more than twenty years ago: Patty Brard who is storming white hot on Nico Dijkshoorn for some Reallifessoap. And now she is reminded of it again. “Your head is going off!”
Patty Brard really has a gigantic TV past. She has been on the tube for decades and in particular in the past she has made really shameless television – her soaps were really insane. At the moment there is an excerpt viral What she probably would rather not be reminded of, namely one on which she is furious on Nico Dijkshoorn.
Glass champagne
Given Patty’s shamelessness, Nico had taken a joke: on the site of his weekly column, he had placed a fictional pre -publication of Patty’s book, full of all kinds of vunares. “What not many people know is that I had a short but intense relationship with Adam Curry,” it said.
“Hence the suspicion of Patries and that weird scheduled in the press. I was able to do it. It didn’t mean anything. Curry liked to lay n ** kt on his stomach and then I had to put a finger in his k ** t. He almost immediately got ready in my other hand. Now we can laugh about it and we recently talked it out with a glass of champagne.”
“Kick off his head!”
The witty is: many people thought they were pre -publication was really. So it was so bad with Patty’s image in our country. Everyone could laugh about it, except Patty. He then had really extrém long toes. “This is just on the internet. I’m going to look that guy, I’m kicking his head off!” She shouts in the old fragment that is now going viral again.
She screams in that piece from 2003: “Who is he then? I will tell you: either he will go to a court with me tomorrow or I will let his head pull off. Or I immediately pull it off myself!”
‘That is called parody’
If she confronts Nico in some café, he responds surprisingly calm and sober. “That is called a column. That is called satire. That is called parody.”
Patty Scary: “I am not nearly ready with you, I can report you.”
Nico: “Well, tell me. What is bothering you?”
Patty Krijend: “Well, what is bothering me is that if you find my program tasteless, you take the right to say this kind of stinking about me on that internet as if it would be a pre -publication of my book! I will tell you: if you call this satire, then we will go to court tomorrow and if that will not work, then your head will go away tomorrow!”
Literal
Nico finds the apparently sniffed behavior of Patty incredible. He stays calm under it, but Patty’s shouting goes straight through sound barriers and decency boundaries. “Literally?” He asks dry.
Patty screaming: “Literally.”
Nico: “Oh, that is an attractive thought. (…) Are you also curious about my story or not? Do you have to hear. You have been pushing your entire private thing into their face for fifteen years. I like to look at you, but then you just have to accept that people respond to it.”
Patty Scary: “I have nothing to respond! Certainly not if you decide!”
“You don’t detect!”
If Nico explains that it is very good satire that people really believed that her pre -publication was of her, she screams: “I am going to tackle you legally, dick! I am done with you. You are just not so good sob. How do you get this from such a dirty head? You are not good! You don’t detect!”
Nico: “No, but this is a trace. You can’t even start a conversation with me! (…) I can write the craziest things and think people you did it. Well, that does your program with people. That is my job as a columnist at Veronica to show that.”
Patty is screaming: “Besides being ugly, you really don’t track. I also hit him for his porem. Really.”
Fragment
The fragment of then (and here The piece that goes viral):