Patty Brard gets a big slap on the fingers after hypocritical statements about juice channels. If you find all that juice so incredibly wrong, why are you so eagerly jumping on all Juice? “It’s a dino!”
The new relationship of André Hazes Jr. has been discovered very old -fashioned by a juice channel. Yvonne Coldeweijer is retired, but her place has since been taken: this time it is Reality FBI that has the best Hazes-Juice. The folk singer could only confirm that he is indeed dating with 24-year-old Noa.
Sad for Mo
Bart Ettekoven, who maintains app contact with the singer, finds it annoying for him. “It must be very tiring for him that if he is talking to someone at the freezer profession at the Albert Heijn, and a photo is taken, that you immediately …”, the show connoisseur says in Shownieuws.
Colleague Patty Brard then: “It is also very pathetic for Monique.”
Juice channels
For who it is even more pathetic? Bart: “And also for the lady in question, this Noa. You will just go to eat with someone for an evening and get the whole country over you.”
Patty: “That is true, but you know, nowadays it is, of course, Bart. We are not allowed to bring things unless it is really confirmed. It is confirmed, but with those juice channels: you sit down and you have something.
Johnny de Mol: “Oh, is that? I missed that completely! Hahaha.”
Hypocritical
Well, Johnny de Mol can of course never again criticize juice channels now that his father John de Mol joins Yvonne Coldeweijer. Anyway: Patty’s jammer is a bit hypocritical, says reality FBI.
The Juicekanaal writes: “Shownieuws, just do something rather. Tonight the derogatory content reached a peak again at Shownieuws. Dino-Gast Patty Brard thought it was necessary to do times about juice channels, this time around the news about André Hazes.”
Shortcut
The BN’er cuddled is too thick on top, according to Reality FBI. “Bart Ettekoven seems to have a shortcut on his phone for André, but in the meantime also hinted that he is deep in his pocket.”
“It would adorn them if they honestly acknowledge that they need juice channels like these to have something to report at all. Without these channels, their ‘shows’ would have been a lot quieter. They started the broadcast with it, they thought it was so important.”
Beg
Shownieuws needs Juice hard, says Reality FBI. “Let’s not start about how often their editors hang in the DMs to desperately beg for information about the news we share. Don’t bite the hand that feeds yoyou.”
“Just acknowledge that you are structurally lagging behind two steps and nowadays use your platforms mainly to read news, that you first read with horror of the same juice channels, then check with the people about whom it is. You have actually become a kind of referee in the game that you can no longer play.”
Gossip baron
Private boss Evert Santegoeds also gets a sneer to be processed, because his Telegraaf pretended yesterday as if the new Hazes girlfriend were a scoop. “Two weeks ago we were already attentive to Noa. Then we already had contact with her family. He denied,” Evert shouted in his podcast.
Bullsh*t, according to Reality FBI: “A number of gossip barons, such as editors of weekly magazines, let us know that they already contacted André and Kamp three weeks ago. It will of course not really help if you say that the first date was only last week, because that does not entirely with the timeline of the contact …”
Shout out
Jordi Versteegden, colleague of Evert, emphasizes in their latest podcast that Reality FBI often has good information. “Reality FBI often has it correct. Shout out! “
Evert: “Yes, it’s a nice guy. I don’t know him, but he sometimes apps.”