Tooske Ragas is completely confused after an outpouring from Linda de Mol. Did she dump Jeroen Rietbergen, better known as Vieze Jeroentje, after all? “That could also mean that.”
Every month in the editorial of her no-nonsense magazine, Linda de Mol pretends to be so open-minded with her readers, but in the end she always gets stuck in clichés without telling the really personal details. Bottom line, her readers have no idea who the presenter actually is and what her private life looks like.
News in tail
Well, secretly we all know that: it is again with Jeroen Rietbergen, renamed Vieze Jeroentje by the men of VI. Or not? Linda has written another editorial full of vagueness and her favorite interviewer, Bart Ettekoven, talks about it at the desk of her favorite program Show news.
Bart has been reading that column and thinks he has news. “I think the news is at the end of the column, in which she lifts a small tip of the veil about her relationship with Jeroen Rietbergen, I think.”
Hand in hand
In the piece, Linda writes about the deceased half-sister of her nephew Johnny de Mol. Bart: “At one point she received a photo of Daniëlle who was on her way to Germany with John van ‘t Schip for the treatment of her illness. They sat hand in hand in a taxi and then Linda thought: gosh, nice photo.”
“It obviously made a huge impression and then she thought: who would I be sitting hand in hand in a taxi with if I had to do such a treatment? ‘Who do I want to spend the last time I have been given with? I have now figured that out, although it has been a long and difficult process. Thank you dear Daniëlle.’”
Tooske confused
For unknown reasons, it is then really quiet for seconds in Shownieuws and that is a really long time by TV standards. “Wow,” says Evert Santegoeds at one point.
René Mioch: “Well, it’s quiet for a while.”
Tooske Ragas then: “Yes, because it can mean: ‘We are together again’, but it can also mean: ‘We said goodbye to each other.’”
Suggestion
It is clear: Tooske is seriously confused. Does Linda want to hold Jeroen’s hand or not? Bart: “She has found out who her love is.”
Tooske: “Yes, yes.”
Bart: “Well, nice.”
René: “Well… It sounds positive, doesn’t it?”
Bart: “Yes, very positive.”
Yes?
Tooske wonders that. “Yes?”
René: “Yes.”
Tooske: “I don’t know.”
Bart: “Yes? Don’t you think it sounds very positive?”
Tooske: “I find it very cryptic. No, I don’t know.”
Does Tooske have inside knowledge here or is she trying to fill the family coffers of colleague Anouk Smulders? Her husband Edwin can already pack his telephoto lens; that will be camping in Crailo…