In the catechesis for neophytes, according to St. Cyril of Jerusalem, the novices are instructed exhorting them: “Thank the Lord!” and they must answer: “Thank my Lord! It is just and necessary!”. In the wild catechesis of ‘Viva la vida’ (T-5) the devout adoration towards the Lord of Sanxenxo and Borbón has also been extraordinary. exclaimed the presenter emma garciamoved: “Let us thank the King Emeritus for having greeted us!».
Indeed, it was accurate. It turns out that they sent a talk show host in a fragile little boat with the mission of approaching the Rascal and get “interact with Juan Carlos”. She made it. «Don Juan Carlos, Don Juan Carlos, greetings to TV 5! Oh Lord! He just greeted us!», shouted the humble gossip navigator, flushed by the intense satisfaction of seeing the King Emeritus, with his little hand, greeting him. And he added that the only thing he regretted was not having been able to give him a potato omelette and a little Galician pie, which he had prepared to entertain His Majesty. He finally concluded emma garciaoverflowing with happiness: «It is that this program is where nobody is! We have images of the King, and we also have Isabel Pantoja located!”. That is, and for the same price, John Carlos and Pantoja in one fell swoop.
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oh! All this may seem bizarre, delirious, pataphysical, hilarious. But all this slapstick catechesis that has been experienced in this Tele 5 program around the Lord Emeritus of Sanxenxo and Borbonlandia, has also been recreated by programs from all the networks, apparently serious, informative spaces that pass for rigorous, pretentious analysis, thoughtful debates . They have all practiced the catechetical masquerade even though they have tried to persuade us that they were providing accurate information.
In the name of information, and twisting it until it becomes a chirigota, TV has become a crazy ‘show’. Two hundred journalists, more than 50 cameras, feeding the show of a rogue emeritus protected by the absolutist autocracy in Abu Dhabi, and here by the shame of a political-judicial system that swallows confusing inviolability with impunity. There was a time when journalism distinguished between news and buffoonery. Today in the national telehippodrome only counts how profitable the astracanada is.