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John de Bever will immediately withdraw from the recordings of the sad Ranking the Stars, he announced through his good friend Johan Derksen. “He’s gotten to the point where he can’t go anymore,” it sounds.

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It is the saddest program of the year so far: the new series of episodes of Ranking the Stars. Paul de Leeuw’s show has completely bled out. The 63-year-old presenter is making entertainment at the end of his career with reality leftovers like Sjorleone, which is incredibly sad. The viewer zaps away en masse on the advice of candidate Patty Brard.

Not easy

Wilfred Genee sympathizes with the makers. “The boys at RTL are not having an easy time. 269 thousand people watched Ranking the Stars. Were you one of them, Johan?” he says. Today Inside.

Yes, answers Johan Derksen. “I look for a moment to get annoyed. I have advised those two Beavers against it. I say: ‘Guys, don’t sit there, because there are all kinds of desperate people doing their latest trick or people who are nothing and just do a trick that makes no sense’, but they are there.”

John leaves

John de Bever is now quitting, Johan reveals. “Yes, John has now reached the point where he no longer goes. He says: ‘Kees is always laughing next to me, but I don’t understand anything.’ So it no longer makes sense.”

Understandable, says the VI mustache. “I looked at the head of the presenter. There is some guy with a strange name (Sjorleone, ed.) and he said that he was pissing shit out of the pot and stuff.”

Sad television

Very sad television, Wilfred also thinks. “He could aim with his dick and then he would pee away someone else’s shit, but we weren’t allowed to show that.”

Johan: “I saw that Paul no longer knew what to do with that.”

Wilfred: “No, he also thought: what should I do with this?”

Johan: “The viewing figures speak for themselves, don’t they? It’s really sad that program.”

Already recorded

Table guest Valentijn Driessen doesn’t understand it. “Isn’t it all already recorded?”

Wilfred: “No, apparently not, because John is no longer going.”

Johan: “No, because John is no longer going.”

Bar guest Bas Nijhuis: “You could really see it in John, because Kees was speaking and John was sitting next to him.”

Johan finally: “John didn’t like it at all, but he says: ‘I’ll do it, because we have the soap on RTL’, and he’s afraid they’ll get angry.”

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