Dyantha Brooks had to cry with laughter live on television last night after she threw a scented sausage on the Shownieuws desk. “I had my fun again!”
The famous German singer Helene Fischer threw a sausage at her band during her last concert in Frankfurt, causing quite a fuss among our eastern neighbors. “We need to talk about that huge sausage or dildo at Helene Fischer,” says Dyantha Brooks in the closing item of Show news.
Dildo or sausage
Bart Ettekoven provides some explanation. “Well, Germany is upside down, because she pulls something out from under her skirt and then waves it around wonderfully. Her band looks shocked and at the end, before she leaves the stage, she throws it at the band too. Well, the German press is really making a big deal out of this.”
He continues: “Bild writes that it is a dildo, Bunte writes that it is a sausage. The video goes viral. People think she is launching her own dildo line. We called Kim Holland and she said: ‘I think it’s a sausage.’”
Stupid joke
Dyantha then emphatically complains. “Why would you do this? That’s a really stupid joke, isn’t it? I may have a different sense of humor, but just for a moment…”
Then Dyantha suddenly throws a large sausage on the desk. Her colleagues first look at her very strangely and then start laughing. Bart: “What a bad, bad joke! Who talked you into doing this?”
Ronald Molendijk: “This is really that bad.”
Bart bewildered: “I hope you didn’t come up with this yourself.”
‘Finish it off!’
Ronald: “Just get it over with! It’s finished!”
Bart: “Were you sitting on that all evening?”
Dyantha: “Oh boy, it stinks, you don’t want to know that! I had my fun again.”
Ronald: “Wow, this is so bad.”
William Rutten: “Now you’re going to eat it too!”