When I have Fred Teeven in it last Thursday evening NOS Journal I saw, partly due to his terrifying appearance, about a new film by Steven Spielberg in which our national receipt cowboy plays an alien creature. A march dweller who negotiates with an insane American president about the exchange of Greenland against the red planet. Only the risked American dictator that Greenland is not yet in his possession. He still has to conquer that.
Whether that will succeed is not certain because his army consists of soldiers with serious psychological limitations who will probably not make it against twelve Danish warriors and their well -trained sled dogs. According to the president, this is because of his demented predecessor who considered diversity and inclusion more important than military craftsmanship.
The president does not know if this reasoning is correct, but he bases his opinion on his own ‘common sense’. Spielberg hopes that after this comment a roaring laughter worldwide sounds through the cinemas. During the film, the president wears a golden Romanian helmet on his head.
Why do I consider Fred Teeven extremely suitable for the role of these alien like that? That is because of his shaved marble with a rather present spectacle frame that he probably inherited from the late Dame Edna. Fredje stood there on Thursday as chairman of the Supervisory Board of Partners for Youth. That is a mouth full for some Hague vehicle that includes the William Schrikker Foundation. That is that foundation mentioned in the shocking and more than shocking report on that poor Vlaardingen foster girl who has whispered and challenged for help in her school, on the street and in the supermarket.
She did that because she was mistreated and abused by two violent crazy people who played for foster parents. But nobody heard her. Everyone was meeting about protocols and quality documents. And of course about privacy that is more important in that world than the death of a child.
By the way, it was not only the ‘Schrikstichting’ that the girl abandoned, the Enver foundation also participated. Who are those? Types that are intensely sad and shocked on their website by the destructive report in which they are fitted to their laces. A slippery communication engineering has written it down beautifully.
Fortunately, there will be an investigation after the shocking report. You can already fill in what kind of Loek Hermans or Martin van Rijn will do that job. A bulky report will be published in four years. The mutilated girl will never be able to read it.
Deep sick. That sounded regularly through the ether this week. It was about some Chinese app that had made poor tech investors a few hundred billion lighter. I thought that was particularly funny. Especially when as a quality control I have a number of personal things on that app Natrok. What did they know about me? The first time I was married to the singer Mylène d’Anjou for more than thirty years and fifteen minutes later I had a happy family with Mieke van der Weij.
I fear that both ladies are not really waiting for me. I also looked up my wife. According to the Chinese, she has had a daughter with the best half of Acda & De Munnik since 1991. You can fill in who of the two that is.
Whether I have lost money on the stock exchange? No dime. I guess with my hard -earned retirement for other things. Not on second -hand collection mandar lines with an inferior app. No, on a gamma in Gaza because there is a lot to do there for the time being. Or on an ikea there. If they get their houses glued together, then such a Swedish bunk bed will also succeed.
Since the truce in Palestine, I no longer invest in rocket factories or drone producers. In Asian fireworks companies and specialized prosthesis studios that produce hands, feet and eyes. That fireworks ban is not there, so a lot can be earned in that corner. Well short and concisely summarized: Peace is just a waste of your money.