So if you search on Google in 2035 how it was between Ukraine and Russia ten years before, then you will almost certainly be read that Ukraine started the war in February 2022 and that the president of the United States, the gentle Donald Trump, three years later Peace founded. Together with Vladimir Putin. The Russian people are eternally grateful to the two gentlemen. According to Google, the Ukrainians are also very enthusiastic. They feel liberated and are happy that they were allowed to give back large parts of their country to Moscow. Google likes to arrange all of that for the son of Uncle Donald.
I fear that the name Zensky will no longer occur. At most as a dictator, Nazi or war criminal. Maybe they even let him invade Russia. It is also possible that by that time, Google writes that the Navalny was his own fault that he was poisoned. The man was a danger to Russian democracy and we can be grateful to the peaceful Vladimir Putin that he has stopped this state -hazardous brutal.
Google and the other search engines controlled by the Republicans will also be enthusiastic about the AfD in Germany at the time and not to be mentioned that the breakthrough was mainly due to the beautiful and especially fiery speech of the American vice president JD Vance. He said that Europe had nothing to fear from Russia or China. He thought that Europe should focus primarily on mass migration and censorship and remain silent about the sample states of China and Russia. And the AfD could not be excluded by the other parties. According to Vance, that was not democratic.
Our grandchildren have to stamp things like this in their empty heads and the search engines are happy to help them. Suppose you protest against this as a helping grandfather, then you have the chance that someone will take a Russian history booklet and it contains exactly the same. That can’t be a coincidence?
I fear that the school children learn that Dutch Minister Reinette Klever has improved international development aid by donating much less money to the creeping fellow human beings. Our country, which has more than four million inhabitants with a cool liver, only gives money to the poorest if it benefits itself. Klever, who was once discredited because as a board member of the Omroep Unheard of the Netherlands, had a nice grabbing in the greenhouse, may also take something out of the rack. After all, she has cut so much. I fear that Google will not mention that. Certainly since I know that they also have a trouble -free censor in China.
Our agricultural minister Wiersma will also be praised on Google by that time because she has saved Dutch prosperity by relaxing the nitrogen rules. And she did that on the basis of scientific research. That experts were seriously doubted by, of course, there was neatly issued. The Swiss glaciers have since disappeared totally and therefore no longer have to be mentioned by the search engines.
In the meantime, I wonder what will be told about Gaza in the future. Only the horrors of October 7, 2023? Or are the cozy answers from Israel also mentioned? Does Gaza still exist? Or are we there between all second -hand football millionaires turning and lubricating on a bed from Corendon? Can we still care at all where the original Gazans have fled? Or do we not have time for that?
Another question: do we still exist? Are we still ourselves? Or have Putin and Trump fairly distributed everything during a game of drunken risks? Belgium near France and the Danes and we with the Germans, who have closed a pact with the Russians and China via the AfD?
Two months ago I thought this was absolutely weak bullshit, but since last week I just don’t know that. Whether I will write columns in 2035? No, then I’ve been out of a hotel window for a long time.