With his tasteless diarrhea storage, Bas Smit takes care of annoyance at Evert Santegoeds. The private boss does not want to spend a paper on the mower talks of the man of Nicolette van Dam.
There is no doubt about it: Bas Smit belongs to the Dutch celebrities who have the most kicking on attention. Every day the husband of Nicolette van Dam displays his entire life to get the necessary attention. And that means that we can even witness it if the perennial influencer is sitting on the toilet to spray that entire porcelain container.
DIARREVEAL
Bas got sick in Bali and everyone has to know. He reported live at night on Instagram of how often he sat on the toilet, and in the morning we saw him lying on the drip. It is just worse than Gordon. What should the media do with this kind of display? The laughing bags of Radio 538 crowds, but how does a Telegraaf look at this?
Telegraaf reporter Jordi Versteegden puts it in the podcast Strictly private For his colleague Evert Santegoeds. “I hardly dare to ask, what is it about, but a question from Peter: what do you think of BN’er who keep sharing their diarroves? Does that have something connecting? Such as Bas Smit of the Week.”
“Nothing with it!”
Evert finds types like Bas but dirty. “Yes, and Gordon a while ago. It had been to the toilet forty times in one night. No, I have nothing to do with that.”
Jordi: “You are sorry about that?”
Evert: “Well, it is also sewer journalism.”
No attention
If that term refers to something, then this is this, says Jordi. “That’s it! I think: then you are doing that if you sit on the toilet all day …”
Evert then says he would not want to talk about Bas’s Diarrevestraats for a second longer. “I don’t need to talk about that. You don’t read anything about diarrhea with me.”
Lobster
How did Bas actually sustain the ‘Bali Belly’? He had gone to a Patser tent where you have to spend a minimum amount to be there at all. “I take a lobster again to fill that bill, but nobody eats a lobster and he has brought me so terribly that I just … it just kept going, it didn’t stop.”
“Nothing came out anymore. I am a bit hypochondriac and I just went to see how a body can be transported to the Netherlands from Indonesia.”
Well, at least not Business Class. Unfortunately. Not really Insta-worthy.