Does it never end? Now that his ticket sales are going so dramatically, André Hazes Jr. has decided to step in as the face of sex toy giant EasyToys. “Here, a c*c ring!”
It’s so bland and predictable: André Hazes Jr. is seeking refuge in the erotic sector now that his musical career is no longer going so well. Will he stand next to Ferry Doedens above the sink? No, he will be the figurehead of EasyToys. And in that capacity he stood in front of the camera yesterday with all kinds of toys Show news.
André’s toys
André is really so passé and he seems to realize that. What should you do if your concert is likely to cost money instead of making money? Taking refuge in a lucrative sponsorship deal. And given its image, it is not easy to find something like that, but fortunately there is always the somewhat wrong EasyToys, manufacturer of intimacy accessories.
It immediately paid off, because Shownieuws was eager when they received the request to go with André to the head office to film him signing his sponsorship contract. “I’m going to collaborate with them and I think that’s great.”
No lie
It’s the ultimate match, André thinks. “I think we are both not averse to breaking taboos. It is a company that I am crazy about myself. It’s not a lie I’m in, just saying, no.”
Ah, that’s nice for a change. And also extremely relevant, of course, to know that André also loves it. Ahem. Are we really waiting to visualize him with a ring on his trunk? Or how he makes Monique Westenberg, usually his lover, tremble on the couch in Berkel en Rodenrijs? He apparently thinks so.
Goodybag
André’s concert takes on a very erotic charge now that EasyToys has been added as a sponsor. “It won’t be flat, but it will be fun, so we will also do that in Ahoy. We’re going to make people happy. It promises to be an evening full of highlights. I can’t say much about it, but I can only hope that all the fans will ‘come’, so to speak. Yes.”
Well, what a nice pun. Then André appears on screen with all kinds of love toys. “This is a c*c ring. There is also a button on it, so I think there is vibration in it.”
Do we see André’s career decline even further here? EasyToys knows what to do with it…
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A lame commercial with André in the EasyToys warehouse: