The France ambassador hesitated. He had just played the most difficult mathematical equation to solve in Argentina, the problem for which officials have been expelled from this government and different media and journalists received squeezes and threats. Javier Milei, on the other hand, was exultant. He had finally arrived at the time of his particular revenge against all those who had dared to put his holy word. That is why he took the Frenchman as a direct witness, the proof that was going to fly later, before the microphones of Neura, such as the irrefutable evidence that he had never missed the truth.
That is why the ambassador reached a place that very few mortals arrived. Caniles in the fifth of Olivos are not like a certain popular fantasy, which imagines them bathed in gold and with a conditioned pool. It is a spacious place, with four cages of bars that separate animals. Although there is a system designed to connect them to all, it is rarely used. Each has a bed with a metal cover that lifts the mattresses from the floor, and the food and drink of each. The man saw, it is true, some eccentricities that are not usually in the spoon: cameras they recorded inwards and an air conditioning that never stops working. Nor is the exit that the cages designed. They have a connection with a particular patio, each with their own tree so that the most famous English mastiffs in the world rest in the sun.
When the Frenchman retired from the fifth he had seen what the president wanted me to see. To Conan, Murray, Milton and Robert, the clones he sent to do in 2018 to the United States, one of which was presented to the country in his favorite streaming. And he also saw Junior, the new dog, who arrived in Olivos at some point between March and April.
The Frenchman did not have to know, but Junior was the key piece that was missing this dog puzzle, but also political and, above all, mystical. Now, who had five again, the libertarian felt so emboldened to try to finish once with that state taboo called Conan: he showed his copy for the first time, presented it as the original – fallen in 2017 – and used the witness ambassador. “It’s really, did you see?” The president launched several times throughout the note in Neura. But reality, as usually happens in Milei Argentina, is much more complex. It is almost earthly.
Put the tail. Why are the president’s animals so important? Why do they motivate a lid of a journalistic environment? The stellar debut of Junior in Olivos may be the most synthetic answer that can be given to these questions: because he proves that, until his arrival, there were not five dogs in the fifth. And there the doubt begins to change color.
If there were only four dogs, why did the president held for a year and a half the opposite? Why did that say in an infinity of notes and tweets? Why did you send five animals to the presidential cane? An answer, easy but not less disturbing, is that the president lied. That said that why he did not have to admit in public what was revealed in a book (“The forces of heaven”, by Editorial Planeta): that in January 2020 he died, due to a heart problem, Lucas, the fifth clone of Conan that had arrived almost two years before from the United States. He did not want to tell that since then they lived with him only four dogs, something that all the people who went to visit him to the country who moved in Benavídez, where he lived with the animals since he became a deputy could testify until he reached the presidency.
But then the deputy became president. And then, in April 2024, News revealed that only four animals lived in Olivos. The issue exploded, both in the country and abroad, and since then it became a true taboo. Jorge Rial revealed in his streaming channel, Carnival, that the only prohibited matter in C5N – the other place where he works – are dogs. “Milei asks not to touch this issue. They came from the channel and told me: he called Milei,” he said. There is another famous opponent who closed a juicy agreement with YPF very recently. The only condition they put from the ruling was not talking about Conan.
News knows about that pressure before. When the first lid was on the subject, a year ago, he received a direct message from Santiago Caputo. The off -road advisor said that publishing the story “was going to be taken as a declaration of war.” Four days later Milei himself went out to predict and celebrate the supposed bankruptcy of this editorial. Since then the government tries to suffocate profile, which is why the company maintains five judgments with this administration.
Threats reach all who are encouraged to raise some question about presidential animals. “A journalist confessed that he was dedicated to chasing me with my four -legged children. Their followers, otherwise, share the presidential tonic: in the networks flood of insults and threats to all those who dare to mention something about the state taboo.
In La Libertad, they could testify how far the paranoia gets on this delicate issue. Karina Milei told, in Neura, that she made an official to throw out because she did not treat Conan with enough respect. “A person came and said ‘Where do you want to put that thing?’ “Trunk”, the occasion entertaining, had treated the animal before as nothing more than an animal, and felt the cold run by its back.
So why all this government pressure? Why Conan and the “children” are a taboo? Why millions of pesos of pattern, paid by taxpayers, go to hide this issue? Why threats, secrecy, expulsions and alleged complaints? Maybe it’s because of what hides the dogs.
Put the leg. “I like to work in Olivos. I walk in Mameluco, because if I have a while I will see my ‘Four -Leg dijitos’, Conan, Milton, Robert, Murray and Lucas Junior,” said Milei in an event on April 30. No one seemed to attract a small detail: for the first time in history he changed the name to one of his animals. From Lucas to Lucas Junior.
It could have been a slip, but no. “I would like to meet them,” Mario Nawfal told him, a famous tweet who interviewed the president on June 27. “There are five: Conan, Murray, Milton, Robert and Junior say, because, precisely, that is, so I call it.” This time Milei was sent only to clarify the new name of the fifth dog, a name that did not exist before a clarification that no one had asked. In Neura he returned, again, to change the speech. “Conan, Murray, Milton, Robert and Lucas Junior, because it is for Robert Lucas Junior, and, obviously, let’s say, that is, it is the junior, of course.” Again, no one had asked for explanations about the new name of the animal.
Junior, like the previous ones, would be a genetic copy of the original Conan, the animal that died in 2017. Perpetuate, the American company to which Milei pays $ 120 every year to keep a cell of the first animal frozen, provided the genetic information to “Viagen”, another company of this item. From there the new animal would have arrived, an operation that costs 50 thousand dollars. Two different sources, with presidential access, confirm this version, in addition to what Milei himself told Junior. Welcome to the jungle.
Labyrs. So was the libertarian lying all this time? In truth, the reality is more complex. In principle, Conan who took Neura is not Conan. That dog died in 2017, despite what its owner said since then, despite what indicated the account that made the animal on Twitter where they swore to walk together. How can you be so sure? In principle, thanks to logic: English mastiffs have a 12 -year life expectancy, Conan already adopted it in 2004.
The story of the few friends he knew how to have -as Diego Giacomomini, Mariano Fernández or Claudia Oviedo, the CM that handled Conan’s account when he had already died -, which on numerous occasions they have told how the death of the animal transformed Milei. There is also another irrefutable testimony: perpetuate, which he advertises on his website that the original Conan died in 2017 and that to those who all these years Milei presented as his “children” are, in truth, copies. Why don’t you say, then, really the president? What hides?
The stories of Celia Melamed and Sorcerero Gustavo are revealing. The first is the “Interspecies communicator” that trained Karina in that discipline. The medium witnessed the moment when the clones met the libertarian, when one of the puppies went without help to find the food of the deceased Conan. For Milei that was the proof that the dead animal had reincarnated in the newborn. Karina, who just as Melamed believes in reincarnations and past lives – which is in the esoteric curriculum of the now general secretary, where among her supernatural attributes are the akashic records – this version endorsed. Gustavo is another who can account. In the book “The forces of heaven”, where he speaks for the first time, the sorcerer reveals that he met Milei in the old Roman Empire, where he was an emperor and the libertarian a reconverted gladiator, by his hand, in general. In the Colosseum, in fact, it is where Guerrero and Dog – at that time, in Leon format – met. This story was repeated by Milei to the friends I had, already named, but also many others. To one of them, Fernández, the libertarian told him something else: the roles assigned to each of his animals (see photo). These stories show why, according to their perception of things, the libertarian did not lied during this year and a half in Olivos: with Lucas, who died in 2020, he may have been in telepathic communication since then. That is why he “stopped” having five dogs, although he had to wait for a fifth to appear to show them a witness as the France ambassador. As he says, “it’s crazy but not boludo.”
All this explains why Conan is a state taboo. Because behind his hides a disturbing truth. And the dozen stories, documents and evidence point in the same sense: Milei believes to be chosen by a higher entity, who chose it when he was only 11 years old and since then accompanies him. He believes that it was God – which passed the message to Conan and this to Karina – the one who commissioned him “the mission” of being president. It was God who told him that he had to put Luis Caputo as Minister of Economy. And it was King David, in a dream, who commissioned him to move the embassy in Israel. The list is very long and could continue, realizing how esotericism is central to this president and this government, and that influences issues ranging from the assembly of the cabinet to decision making, and that explains why the entire discourse of the ruling party – of the “forces of the sky” – is deeply theological. Conan is the entrance door to that supernatural world.
And that’s why you have to hide it: Milei knows that not everyone will be able to understand.
