René van der Gijp believes that a lot of fear is being sown on television about the increasing tensions with Russia. “We don’t have to worry at all!” He assures the VI viewer.
It disturbs René van der Gijp immensely that on television it is not about anything else than the threat of Russia. They have invaded Ukraine and the United States suddenly no longer gives at home. We have to capture our own beans in Europe, but what if the Russians will also pass the EU limit? It keeps many talk shows busy.
War
René finds that nonsense. “Do you know what is a bit disturbed about? Nice weather is coming, isn’t it? Today it was also delicious, right? Worked in the garden and stuff. We had the coronavirus, that was cunt, and now all that scare about that Third World War. Let’s stop doing that, dude. “
“I saw another guy sitting at the table with a military suit on TV and a radio in front of him, you know. Let’s stop now, dude! I calculated this afternoon – I spent two hours on it … Those cannons and those bullets are transported by donkeys there, isn’t it? If a donkey comes from Ukraine here, do you know how long it is going on? ”
“34 years old! We don’t have to worry at all! “
“This is not possible!”
Johan Derksen can’t laugh about it. “René, you can’t say this. The people really have worried. ”
René: “No dude! Everyone can sit in the sun! Tomorrow it’s 20 degrees! Then they can turn off the stove! Energy bill? Yes! What are you worried about? Are you worried about the Third World War? ”
Johan: “No, but I am worried that you come up with a story about donkeys, because Putin has long -range missiles and he can drop them in Amsterdam like this!”
René: “Johan, Schei out! What is that the point? He has been working there five kilometers away for two years! ”
Deaf niece
Johan is clearly afraid of Russia. Even his mustache vibrates. “Yes, but the Netherlands and the whole of Europe are seriously concerned.”
René: “We have to stop that. We also took that coronavirus too seriously! Do you have a deaf niece? ”
Wilfred Genee: “No, why?”
René: “I have a broken radio for sale! Hahahahaha! Come on, dude! Children will also worry! I hear from Job, the additional editor, that he has children of 12 and 14: “Yes, Daddy, is there war?” “
Wilfred: “My children ask that too!”
“Get out!”
People have to reassure their children, says René. “Oh well, still fell out dude! Then you say to your children: ‘Rotate, go outside to play man! Enjoy the weather! “
Wilfred: “But we have never lived in such an extreme time! As long as we live we have never experienced this! ”
René: “There will be no war, don’t be so weird! That makes no sense, man? Let them stop immediately in Ukraine, they have already stopped in Gaza. Did you really think that Putin came to the Netherlands? Who should we be scared for now? For China? ”
Go on the terrace! ‘
According to René, it is all ‘pure scare’. “Enjoy the weather tomorrow, dear boy. Sit on the terrace. Take a glass of man. Don’t worry that! ”
Johan: “Yes, I like that you have that opinion, René, because you distinguish yourself, but I think it’s so bad nonsense what you say. JD I am not afraid, I am realistic. I take it seriously. Sit in the sun? Most people can’t afford that at all, man! “
Finally, René Terraceoracle: “Well, then they will come with me! Everyone can afford to sit in the sun! You have a chair and you can put it outside! ”