I have shown that my column for unmounted high -ranking, and not yet fired, government officials in the US is an ideal stage for leaking secret information. That is why I can now offer a second report of a recent telephone conversation between the friends Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
Unreliable information, do you find? May I point out that Trump said in my first episode of February 14, so before the open fight in the White House, according to my report to Putin: “It is time for that Zensky to finally keep his big mouth. We both have an interest in that, he has more influence than you can expect from an actor. How are we going to do that? ”
Now the report of their dialogue briefly after the sensational argument between Trump and Zensky.
Putin: “You wound yourself up against the actor.”
Trump: “Haha, so you kicked in there too? No, man, everything was scripted. So starting fairly quietly, there seems to be nothing wrong, then JD who makes Zensky toxic by calling him a thankless bastard, after which I take over control and put the bastard on his number. ”
Putin, delighted: “That was pretty successful. And then you put it out the door? ”
Trump: “Yes. He still wanted to go to the pry, I said to the guards: he is going to shit in that far too expensive hotel that we have arranged for him. ”
Putin, prestigating: “That is modern diplomacy! We crooked while we were watching you. We are too stiff for it ourselves, but we should also try it. Have you indeed said somewhere that the EU was established to sew you? ”
Trump: “Yes. You know my informal motto: “You better stroke me than sewing.” Fortunately, that is starting to penetrate more and more people. ”
Putin: “I immediately think of those naughty videos that we made of you at night when you were visiting Moscow years ago. Do you remember? ”
Donald Trump: ‘My informal life motto: You better stroke me than sewing’
Trump, slightly stunned: “No More Blackmail, Mister Putin … ”
Putin: “Job, don’t worry. What are you going to do with Zensky if it feels forced to apologize? “
Trump: “Farly refusing. First he has to come here to sign that raw material deal. Only then are we willing to accept his apologies, provided he literally does that on his knees … ”
Putin: “Do you expect that?”
Trump: “He has no other choice. Is Europe shit-scary Without our military support. Rutte – the guy who always says he is my friend – and associates will put enormous pressure on him. ”
Suddenly, just like the last time, some noise is created on the line.
Putin: “That will be those Wilders from Holland again. He loves you. “
Trump: “On you too, he just doesn’t dare to figure it out anymore. He is now also starting to distance himself from me. Coward. Fake-Trump. ”
Putin: “Don? Honestly! Did you think what you said to Zensky about a Third World War that he will cause? ”
Trump: “Don’t be afraid. Whatever happens, as long as I am president, we will not participate. ”
Putin: “We toast that!”