What are the left-wing politicians doing who have to be in The Hague on Saturday afternoon? Will they stand in line at the Climate Protest or will they take a different route? And do they then post on Instagram that they stand in solidarity with this action or do they openly admit that they have cleverly avoided it?
This week I spend a lot of time on Or that she was simply kicked out by the Big BBB Boss who clearly shows signs of regret. This week she suddenly thought Mona was a bit too blonde and also a bit chatty. A Coffee Time politician. And Caroline clearly still has to get used to that full faction room. That silly Eppink (formerly VVD, FVD and JA21), that industrious Nicki (formerly FVD and JA21) and the bright Lilian (formerly PVV) together remind her a bit of the LPF scrap heap. Suddenly she sees: I have a room full of bruises. And that Mona who comes? The only international experience this Volendam native has is that Nick & Simon have been abroad.
This week I also read everything about Ajax (formerly a football club) to see if the German director is still there. Next year against Helmond Sport and TOP Oss. It is quiet in Amsterdam. Dead quiet.
Hard times. Also for the reformed peeps of that suspended men’s sorority of corpsball club LANX. Their girls had to make do with a woman in an alley. So heterosex. In 2023. Stuck Bible boys.
A boy with a woman. How boring is that? Never heard of messing around with a cooing doubt trans? Or a healthy beating by a pack of militant pots? Or something about a chaplain who is roughly deflowered by seven Zeeland housewives in traditional costumes, while the students in altar boys’ outfits have to admire the affair. No, messing around with a bucket in an alley. Sigh. A bucket (formerly slot).
Why in an alley and not in an open square? In Bucharest you have the grand Piata Revolutioni. In the heart of the city. There the Dutch students could have shown how we prosperous Dutch people experience sex today. How free we are. A pinch of coke, a shot of ketamine, a lick of MDMA and then let’s go. But no, they opted for dull heterosexual behavior. That’s how their grandparents did it too. Just like mom and dad. You smell Hardinxveld-Giessendam.
Will LANX already have been called by Peter van der Vorst from RTL? Its cozy Temptation Island is under fire because a few participants who were not allowed to talk started doing so anyway. Shit about the fine of tens of thousands of euros. And in short: they got plenty of lanx on that island. So that program has to be taken off the air. Only Jan Slagter thinks that is nonsense.
At our Sywert, as an employee you also had to sign such a ‘silent declaration’. Also on penalty of tens of thousands of euros. Could Sywert have been with LANX? Just might. Maybe he is an honorary member.
It is also fantastic that the young Dordrecht PvdA politician Ruben Schilt recently broke the rules by talking out loud about the carcinogen Chemours. That’s the pfaslooser. You can also call it Pfasloser.
They tried to settle with four municipalities on the condition that they would not have to deal with any further proceedings afterwards. The sickening smooth-talkers were willing to pay millions for this. A report has been filed against Ruben Schilt because he leaked secret council documents to Zembla. It will all be very bad, but to me this kid is a hero. He couldn’t keep it to himself any longer. And that’s how it should be. Especially when you’re 23.
Suddenly I believe in a politician again. Ruben Schilt. Fear that he will never have to fill a bucket in a Romanian alley. And also that he never becomes a tragic party hopper. He will probably be expelled from the party soon. Why? Because he didn’t understand the game. And that game is? Choose a goat path during a demonstration.
A version of this article also appeared in the September 9, 2023 newspaper.