Youp van ‘t Hek finds it unbelievable that Lale Gül revealed in the Dutch celebrity program Het Diner that a butt plug was stuck in her buttock, he revealed in the VARA guide. “Painful cloaca.”
It surprises Youp van ‘t Hek what details some celebrities share with the rest of the country, often purely for a little attention. Lale Gül recently revealed in Het Diner that she had to go to the hospital because she could no longer get her butt plug out of her butt. And she is quite pissed off at people who criticize that.
Schnabbelkontje
Youp van ‘t Hek mentions Lale in his VARA guidecolumn in a row with ‘types who can be seen somewhere almost every day, but can’t get enough of themselves’. He makes fun of the story about ‘a butt plug that was supposed to pamper her nibble ass but had been lost for a while’.
For example, the former comedian finds it striking that Lale even needs such a plug, he says. “Lale and her ex were a bit attracted to each other sexually and in their desperation they had ordered an erotic emergency package from the main sponsor of the Drenthe football club Emmen. And that included this pleasure cork.”
Talpa diarrhea
A program in which celebrities tell these kinds of anecdotes? That cannot be anything other than ‘Talpa diarrhea’, according to Youp. Do you have to share this with the whole world? “That became a discussion and soon the gossip was over.”
He continues: “Everyone giggled about poor Lale. I wondered whether she sat next to Wierd Duk at the desk of Nieuws van de Dag with that painful cloaca?”
Youp has now looked up what exactly a butt plug is. “Thanks Lale for broadening my narrow horizons.”