Schalke-Lennart is in top form as a commentator
Mar 22, 2026 11:46 am | 4:08m
The top second division game between Darmstadt 98 and FC Schalke 04 is tough. After 90 minutes the score is 1:1. It’s not just the players on the pitch that provide highlights, but also Schalke’s Lennart on his commentary debut.
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An internal suckling pig meal. Friends. Keep coming at it. Keep going. Keep going. Good. Is everyone coming now? Be man. A bit of atmosphere in the penalty area. Mood in the penalty area. Come.
We have to be a little quieter. I just listened. They’re too loud in the media gallery.
What did you expect?
The people. People don’t hear us all, the same thing they hear on TV.
You’ll have to cut my vocal cords.
We don’t do that.
But what should I do? I can. I can’t hold back.
No, no, you don’t have to either.
This is my club for the Playstation. Referee stands in the way for half an hour. Half an hour stands in the way.
Say, Schalke is in the chat.
Yes, Schalke.
Thanks.
Don’t let yourself be put into such distress. Children, stay calm. Take a deep breath through your underwear. I have a lactate level like a panda bear mating when the adrenaline kicks in. With me. It’s like mother’s milk for pregnant women. If I didn’t know better, I would have said By a hair’s breadth. Yes, but you will now be rewarded with a big sack with the children. Reward yourself now. Yes, Julius, you little horse. Yes indeed. Model student. Oh yes. There he is. I don’t give a shit. What if I’m too loud? Yes, children. Oh!
Oh! I tore my adductors while shaking. Hallelujah. My right groin. I think you all got it. Led quickly.
Children, children, children. I love this club. I love this club.
He goes his own way.
That wasn’t shit.
Slides. Film.
Holy shit! Referee. So what’s going on? This is also a map. Clear? This is a map. You can’t blow the whistle now. Crunch time. Crunch time. That’s also such a newfangled word.
Crunch time.
It used to be called the final quarter hour.
Crunch cornflakes.
Yes, certainly. The Crunch is presented. What do I know about? Blocks, Otto or something? It’s a hand game. No, no, Robert. No no no. And take your hand away. Don’t join in! I’ll tackle you! I tackle it? Then she will.
Oh!
Help! Help!
We almost ended up in wrestling here. The chair is also unpacked.
Schalke four. Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, RTL. This stands for Lennart. Everyone who wrote to me in the run-up to this game told me what I could do today, what I could experience here today. We are happy for you. Yes, yes, we treat you. I really have to say that. Greetings to all the people who did this. Many thanks. That is worthy of all honor. Kiss on the nut. Greeting.
