Halvor Granerud comments on the latest sensation in ski jumping.
Halvor Granerud thought the latest penis uproar was a joke. PDO
German Bild– magazine, mountain jumpers have tried to enlarge their penis with hyaluronic acid injections before the 3D scan.
Thanks to the bigger body, the jumper would get a bigger jump suit, which would mean better flight characteristics and longer jumps.
Norway’s ski jumping superstar Halvor Granerud was outraged by Bild’s news.
– I think this is completely absurd. I thought it was bullshit, Granerud updated for Dagbladet.
According to the Norwegian, his penis has rarely been measured by others.
– It’s something I’ve done only for myself.
However, during the 3D scan, the size of the trick will be revealed.
– It is true that during the measurement it is better to be comfortably warm than to be cold, Granerud admits.
The Norwegian star told Dagbladet that he has never heard of anyone trying to grow their penis with spikes before the 3D measurement.
However, there have been attempts to make the equipment bigger in many other ways.
Former coach of the combined Finnish national team Petter Kukkonen for example, has said that athletes have put sponges in their pants so that the tricks look bigger in the measurement situation.
– When my measurements were taken, the doctor made sure I didn’t have an artificial penis, Granerud told Dagbladet.
Playing with a sponge or, for example, stuffing extra socks into tights would probably not go through anymore.
– It is difficult if the doctor examines you. I don’t think there’s been one this year, Granerud said.
Granerud has experience with jumping suits, as he was rejected in January 2024 just before the World Ski Championships due to a too large jumping suit.