Liam Gallagher keeps people entertained on X with sarcastic, absurd and mostly meaningless answers. Here are the reply highlights.
For many people, there won’t be much to laugh about in 2025. But there remains one place that is guaranteed to put a smile on your face – and that is Liam Gallagher’s Reply Section on X. Between irony, black humor and bottomless insults, this remains a marketplace of absurdities.
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In most cases you don’t even need to try to translate them into German. And in most cases you wouldn’t know what Gallagher actually wants to say in any language. It seems that the Oasis member sometimes doesn’t know this exactly. But it’s funny – I promise. We’ve collected the best interactions between Liam Gallagher and his fans on X over the last few hours.
Liam Gallagher and the Reply Section: Highlights at a glance
Is Liam Gallagher real?
“If you’re not a celebrity, what are you then??” – Liam Gallagher: “I’m a REAL PERSON”
Why all the blockages?
“You blocked some people who didn’t deserve it” – Liam Gallagher: “You reckon there were some foul mouthed yobs on here yesterday they were asking for it”
Who needs education?
“stop tweeting i’m trying to get an education WILLIAM” – Liam Gallagher: “What for”
… Nobody likes envious people
“I think u might be schizophrenic” – Liam Gallagher: “Your just jealous”
Not all real anyway…
“I think ur hallucinating” – Liam Gallagher: “Life is a hallucination”
And of course all the “Wankers”…
“the power is going to your head” – Liam Gallagher: “Heads are for wankers”
An old feud revisited
“pls do u still hate radiohead & all them” – Liam Gallagher: “I honestly don’t know much about them I’ve heard of the singer but couldn’t tell you who else is in the band and I like that song sleep oh and karma chameleon”
Just no math
“Liam I’m skipping maths to reply to u” – Liam Gallagher: “That’s punk congratulations”
…underpants?
“liam do you wear slippers?” – Liam Gallagher: “Yes but only on my head”
Gallagher and the wine
“Why do you always appear when I’m on the wine” – Liam Gallagher: “Why do you always drink wine when I go online”.
What we learn from the Reply highlights
By the way, after skimming the Reply Section we’re certainly no wiser than before – but we do know two things Gallagher doesn’t like – being compared to Damon Albarn and half-up jackets. And we know four things that Gallagher really likes: blocking people, rainbows, Optttossums, and the word “Wankers.”
What’s still left: More Oasis concerts in 2026???
Liam Gallagher, it seems, drops a sentence that is interesting beyond humor. Finally, the rumor mill is boiling about possible further Oasis tours in 2026 – while further concerts are still unconfirmed. A user asks: “When you say ‘it’s only starting’ is that code for we’re going on tour next year.” And Gallagher answers: “Next year might be a little enthusiastic”. But what that means exactly – fans can puzzle over that just as much as any other statement in the reply section.