So it seems that people who are mentally confused do not initially go to their doctor or another auxiliary jojo, but seek support from Dr. Chatgpt. The advantage of this aid item is that there are no fixed office hours. The doctor is available 24/7 and regularly has more than ten thousand patients in the consultation room.
Then they come to their own flesh and blood care provider with the diagnosis made by the chatbot. They also know which medicine they have to spray or swallow. In fact, they only come to score the recipe.
Chatgpt should not unsubscribe. Not yet. A matter of time. A new world that the older doctors still have to get used to.
For example, I thought of people who are openly confused about psychiatric patient Eelco Heinen, a finance minister of profession, who found out that he no longer sees obvious things. Will he first talk with his laptop or cell phone before he went to the doctor? He recently saw a large pack -loving neo -Nazis in a sagging right Sunday morning program for a club of row -off alieners without political intentions. Despite the NSB flags, the uncomfortable Hitler shelves and the calling of “Sieg Heil.” This confession, which reminded me of a strong sketch from Koot & Bie, cannot be counted immediately because he is a member of the VVD. There they obviously have collective problems with this kind of eye problems. They have to go to the doctor rushed with the party top. The whole world sees a country in the Middle East horrific genocide, but these VVD people want to destroy the destroying of residential areas and refugee camps, popping up the crashing of women and children and the deliberate starving of a totally people do not call it. Then you are cutting blind or something essential between heart and brain.
No idea if this outgoing Mr. Chatgpt has consulted, but I could imagine that he did that. Certainly if you are laughed at very hard by all satirics for days. Even because of the programs without laughing band.
The advantage of consulting a computer doctor is that he does not laugh with your ridiculous complaint, while after a forber doctor will mutter after a while: “Be honest dear Eelco, this is oliekingom? You are a minister, okay, but you have to keep the million -dollar monarchy in the gaps monarchy and see this.”
Heinen will then answer that he must see what his spinning -Blind Bazin Dilan tells him to see him. That is simply the political game in The Hague.
While Eelco was chatting with his computer media, former French President Nicolas Sarkozy perhaps hung with his digital boredom coach on the line. How do you spend five lonely years in a prison? And will the FBI director James Comey, who are reflected by Trump in the meantime on the same subject? Or will he have called Jimmy Kimmel directly? I hope the last.
Humanity is totally confused with his digital doctors. Especially since the Chatgpt-Medicijnman also seems to be quite upset. He refers patients who are confused by an exuberant bunch of hemorrhoids or an ingrown toenail to the telephone helpline 113. It is intended for people with suicidal thoughts. So there they have something else on their mind.
113 is now going to call Chatgpt whether the medical problem program can be adjusted. But can you call chatgpt? Or do you have to app with a robot who first wants to know if you are not a robot?
Bleak piece? If you find that you should not be with me, but at Chatgpt. It wrote it in three seconds. I myself have more important things on my mind at the moment. I was asked for the Ajax Supervisory Board and I of course said “Yes”. Whether I understand football? No, but that absolutely doesn’t matter.
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