I saw the kisscam for the first time in New York during a baseball pot of the Yankees and I immediately found fussy, childish and super bourgeois. But I was clearly the only one. The stadium always enjoyed it to the fullest when two obese Americans came into the picture who pressed their lips on those of the other. You immediately saw that it was a long time ago.
I thought this adolescent kisscamge key belonged to the US, but after the coldplay incident I read that it has been a great success for the toppers for years. Another reason not to go there.
Funny that the life of this duo is coldplay fans in a second is completely fragments. Or not. Maybe they are relieved that everyone knows that they are a set and they can finally break up at home. In addition, they also lost their job and that seems like a relief. If you work at a company that for this reason you do not want to continue with you then you can be happy that you are gone to this kind of hypocritical decorative brokers. So now enjoy vacation and work cheerfully on a new future with anyone and wherever.
It is interesting that this trivial incident received more attention last week than the current horror images from Gaza where the Israelis have been working on a ruthless genocide that you cannot call a genocide of many people for a while. Why is that not allowed? No idea. What should you call it? Something with Weight Watchers or Anorexia?
The photos and the television images speak for themselves. Or is this fake news made up by Hamas? Just like Palestinian boys were shot through their testicles by soldiers. A new way of circumcising. This news comes from doctors. They don’t come up with that? Doctors who will soon also die from hunger.
So clever that our government did not make a statement about this and that the House does not feel like coming back from vacation for this boring stuff. Are you just in line for a plate of fresh squid in some Mediterranean all-inclusive reserve and then a musty Dutch left leg will call or you want to come home to call Netanyahu to order. As if he is listening to you.
Fortunately, a spontaneous noise protest has now been created from the Dutch population. In the hall of the Amsterdam CS. Around dinner time. To make it even more clear. And if things go well, this club grows steadily. In the meantime, our energetic Prime Minister Dickie Schoof has actually been woken up. According to him, Netanyahu has to change his course. Change? Stop those war crimes and immediately let those trucks through food.
And those noisy protests. Will they be punishable soon? Could just be. I read that all Conductors of the Dutch Railways receive a gummiknuppel. Perhaps to be able to wipe the station hall. I am not surprised anymore.
All this was coming last week in my expensive Amsterdam gym Saints & Stars where I felt wonderful three times a week at home between all kinds of second-hand influencers and fellow BN’ers. The delicious botox people who were enthusiastically jumped out of the seam, while Filipino and Indonesian slaves were ready to wipe their very expensive drops of sweat from the devices afterwards.
While I looked at the spinning slaves afterwards, I was praising the gym with my canal belt colleagues while enjoying an oat milk capcino because it offered shelter to refugees. And not just shelter. Also fun. The slaves were all slept in one bed.
But now through the gym Het Parool Relaxably unmasked, I immediately take away from this feudal club, just like the rest. I go back to my old trusted site where I was happy for years with the artistic left -wing elite of the capital. Where is that? The swimming pool of the Amstel Hotel.