André Hazes Jr. lashes out hard at hazologist Yvonne Coldeweijer in his long-awaited docuseries on Videoland. “I think it’s too sick for words. It’s really… I think it’s terrifying.”
The five-part documentary series about André Hazes Jr. is proof that many celebrities simply cannot be trusted when they once again deny everything. Everything that hazologist Yvonne Coldeweijer has said over the past year and a half turns out to be almost one-to-one true. And all along, Camp Hazes has been lying about it.
‘Too sick for words’
Although there is no showbiz channel that continuously spot on turns out to have been like Life of Yvonne, channels like Yvonne’s in the docuseries still get a big sneer from André. “I think it’s too sick for words. It’s really… I think it’s terrifying. And especially with juice channels, you know.”
He continues: “For example, such a Life of Yvonne. He was then twice right about me with certain things and – I dare to say that and I can prove it with everything – 80 percent is not true. But everyone also believes that 80 percent, because the lady got it right twice.”
‘I don’t like lies’
André is disgusted by Yvonne and her juice colleagues. “Of course it all means something to me, but with those juice channels… I keep taking Yvonne as an example. If she’s right and she’s saying things that are true and she’s the first to find out, I can say, ‘Wow, I think you’re great,’ you know.”
He continues: “It doesn’t matter how she finds out, whether it’s spies or whatever. Then I can almost still respect you, even if you bring bad news, that I think: I think you’re handsome. But the lies, I just really don’t like them. Then it is difficult what I am doing now: staying silent all the time.”
‘Think about it!’
Yvonne’s big break came when she revealed where and when André would return to Schiphol from his Spanish rehab clinic. The entire national press was at the airport. “That was really not normal,” André says. “So apparently someone took a picture of me and my mom at the airport and sent it to juice channels.”
He is just a disrespectful person, André thinks. “It sucks: we had landed and only then did I get the messages from: ‘There is probably press, because she threw this and this online.’ Think about the consequences of your post. I was in hell that day and I had to recover from that for a week.”
“Respect and juice channels; that’s one thing that just doesn’t go together.”
Yvonne responds
What exactly is wrong with Yvonne’s reporting is not made clear by André. In fact, his docuseries looks like a kind of film adaptation of Yvonne’s Insta feed. It’s even worse: it’s unprecedented how extremely attention-hungry André is and how much he feels like the center of the universe.
Yvonne responds: “André indicates that 80 percent of what I bring is not true. I’m on episode three now and everything so far matches what I’ve said and 100 percent. I wonder what is wrong then. I’m certainly open to coming back to anything I’ve got wrong, but haven’t come across anything yet.”
exhausting
Yvonne has now watched the entire docuseries. “It is exhausting to watch this man. Pfff even the sober part sucks me completely empty. What a neurotic. You’ll only have him around you all day. That he doesn’t get tired of himself… Oh wait. ”
Yvonne:
Incomprehension
André’s complaint about Yvonne’s juice leads to incomprehension on social media:
